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30 Feel Good Horse Riding Quotes!

30 Feel Good Horse Riding Quotes

 

As equestrians, we know that there is always something to be said about the crazy and fun adventures we have with our horses. Here at Paddock Blade Australia, we’ve pulled together a collection of humorous and oh-so-true horse riding quotes that riders of all ages and disciplines can relate to:

 

1: “Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse.”
-Danish proverb
 
2: “There are only two emotions that belong in the saddle; one is a sense of humor and the other is patience.”
            -John Lyons
 
3: “Riding a shire is like moving a sofa!”
            -Unknown
 
4: “When riding a horse we leave our fear, troubles, and sadness behind on the ground.”
            -Juli Carlson
 
5: “A horse doesn’t care how much you know until he knows how much you care.”
-Pat Parelli
 
6: “Whoever said that money cannot buy happiness didn’t know where to buy a horse.”
            -Unknown
 
7: “Every time you ride, you are either teaching or un-teaching your horse.”
            -Gordon Wright
 
8: “Jumping: It’s just doing flat-work in the air.”
            -Unknown
 
9: “Bread may feed my body, but my horse feeds my soul.”
            -Arabian Poet
 
10: “Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.”
-Confucious
 
11: “In training horses, one trains himself.”
            -Antoine De Pluvinet
 
12: “Horses give us the wings we lack.”
-Unknown
 
13: “Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor.”
            -Pam Brown
 
14: “Do not underestimate a horse’s pride, or he will dent yours!”
            -Unknown
 
15: “There is nothing like a rattling ride for curing melancholy!”
            -Pared
 
 16: “When I count my blessings, I count my horse twice.”
            -Unknown
 
17: “Bad days...everyone has them, but when a horseback rider has them, they hurt a lot more!”
            -Unknown
 
18: “Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.”
            -Unknown
 
19: “No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.”
            -Winston Churchill
 
20: “Courage is being scared to death...but saddling up anyway.”
            -John Wayne
 
21: “I’d rather ride on a Mustang than in one!”
            -BaileyAnn Neal
 
22: “Grooming: The process by which the dirt on the horse is transferred to the groom.”
            -Unknown
 
23: “There is much we can learn from a friend who happens to be a horse.”
            -Aleksandra Layland
 
24: “Live like someone left the gate open.”
            -Unknown
 
25: “Equestrians walk a fine line between bravery and insanity… and a few of us use that line as a jump rope.”
            -Unknown
 
26: “I like to keep my money where I can see it: running around in the pasture or hanging up in the tack room.”
            -Unknown
 
27: “A polo handicap is a person’s ticket to the world.”
            -Winston Churchill
 
28: “Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”
            -W.C. Fields
 
29: “Horseback riding is the only sport where your equipment can decide not to cooperate with you. Feeling down? Saddle up.”
            -Unknown
 
30: “There is nothing so good for the inside of a man as the outside of a horse.”
            -John Lubbock
 

We hope you have enjoyed reading through these humorous and light-hearted horse riding quotes with us. To discover more informative equestrian posts, visit our blog!


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